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1.48sWant to go bowling Sunday?
2.27sAre you nuts? That's the Super Bowl.
2.1sHow about the Sunday after that?
3.22sMa's coming in from Norway but what the hell.
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5.85sWhen the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life.
2.22sThank you, Ralph, very graphic.
2.84sLisa Simpson, would you like to read your essay?
7.94sThe happiest day of my life was three Sundays ago when the Saints-- four and a half point favorites only up by three--
4.82skicked a meaningless field goal at the last second to cover the spread.
1.2sDear God!
3.85sYou must have bought me every Malibu Stacy accessory.
1.13sNot quite.
2.9sThey were out of Malibu Stacy lunar rovers.
2.67sOoh, perfume!
2.04s"Meryl Streep's Versatility."
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2.19sI know you're going to like your present.
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