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2.75sMy little girl says the cutest things.
4.27sDad, Sunday is fast becoming my favorite day of the week.
3.29sNot Sunday-- Daddy-Daughter Day.
2.28sThe usual, Moe--
2.32sa beer... and a wad of bills!
1.33sOkay...
2.74syou lucky moron.
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2.27sHere you go, Homer, $135.
3.27sI used to hate the smell of your sweaty feet.
2.47sNow it's the smell of victory.
1.45sOh, shut up.
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5.49sLook at these prices! We could finally get rid of those termites for the cost of this meal.
2.37sTut-tut, only the best for my family.
2.74sI wonder where you're getting the money.
2.92sCan't a man do something nice for his loved ones?
1.27sI guess so.
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2.38sHello, I'm Marco, I'll be your waiter.