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3.8sWell, Maybe it's because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second.
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2.27sPeter, that was just a loud yelping noise.
2.18sJeez, Lois, I th-- I thought you'd be proud of me.
3.27sAfter all these years, the company finally thinks I'm worth somethin'.
2.44sAw, just Wait till you see all the perks we're gonna get.
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1.62sUm, Hi.
1.47sCan I help you?
2.27sYeah, Some company hired me to stand next to you all day,
1.5sso you'd look better by comparison.
1.47sThat's ridiculous. I don't need--
1.47sHey, Meg, did you get less ugly?
0.8sYeah!
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1.33sSurprise!
2.07sUh, Everything looks the same.
7.34sOh, It looks the same, but actually, El Dorado Cigarettes has coated the entire inside of the house with a microfilm of Teflon, so it's easy to clean.
1.23soh.
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1.17sHa.
1.5smaybe I shouldn't A had them do the floors.
1.27sI'm "Nudes on Ice"!
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