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3.24sI'm tired of Mr. Weed treating me like a common doormat.
4.5sI--I want him to treat me like on of those deluxe ones from Pottery Barn with the fancy straw.
1.92sHmm. I don't care for Pottery Barn.
1.63sPeter, if you want Mr. Weed to respect you,
1.08syou're gonna have to earn it.
1.93sHmm. "Earn it."
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2.48sWhy have you forsaken mE?
1.5sUh, mis--mis-- Mr. Weed?
4.12sUm, I heard you ran into my identical twin brother at the ball game yesterday.
3.02sAnd If you don't buy that, I'm sorry I was at the ball game yesterday.
2.25sPeter, I just received terrible news.
3.39sThis company has been taken over by a conglomerate.
2.24sAfter 23 years of faithful service,
1.47sI've been terminated!
3.19sWow. The business world sure is funny.
5.37sHey Dilbert, what do you call it when a guy in middle management moves all the way to upper management?
1.53sI don't know. What do you call it?
1.23sA promotion.
2.47sOh, Thanks. Here's a memo.
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