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3.14sIt shortens life expectancy and pollutes our air.
2.65sAnd according to recent polls, air is good.
3.39sCigarettes killed my father and raped my mother!
0.72sOh!
3sGentlemen, I propose We send a message to tobacco companies everywhere,
4.32sby fining the El Dorado Cigarette Company infinity billion dollars!
1.59sThat's the spirit, Frank!
2.54sBut I think a real number might be more effective.
4.29sAll in favor of fining this evil tobacco giant $100 million, say "AyE"!
0.97sAye!
1.83sBut that'll bankrupt us!
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3.79sOh, You mean the way you've morally bankrupted America?
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1.35sThanks for that zinger, boys.
1.84sNow, Give me a snappy line to go out on.
1.45sActually, our lunch is here.
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1.8sWell, that's my mama!
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