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1.85sonly one guy to love
3.49sthen he'll be That Guy, too
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1.27sThat Guy!
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3.74sSo, uh, What's this big assignment you got for me, Chairman of the Broad?
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1.47s"Chairman of the Broad."
1.5sWhen did you become such a stitch?
2.72sDon't you remember? You gave me writers.
1.9s"Sir, I don't want to say you're rich,
1.4s"but when you walk into a bank,
3.7s"all the tellers go, 'Whoopee!'"
2.7sThat wasn't funny. I thought you guys said you were Jewish.
1.07sWell, He's only half-Jewish.
0.93sYou're fired.
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1.33sHere's the thing, Griffin.
3.14sSome troublemakers in Congress are trying to shut us down.
2.13sWe need someone important, like you,
6.37sto go down to Washington and help those bastards see what kind of fun-loving people the tobacco industry's really made of.
1.43sWashington?
1.54sAw, Sweet. Hey, I'm your man.
3.05sBut I gotta warn you. I made some enemies on the Hill.
5.65sAnd that's when Clarence Thomas forced me into his chambers and showed me lewd pictures.