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0.97sHello?
2.03sMr. Weed? I can't come to work today.
2.2sI was in a terrible plane crash.
3.2sMy entire family was killed, and I am a vegetable.
1.38sI'll see you tomorrow.
0.97sHuh? Huh?
1.13sOh, please! Peter,
2.03syour excuses are lamer than F.D.R.'s legs.
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1.2sToo soon?
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0.92s
1.3sHere it comes, Jeremy!
1.47sI got it! I got it!
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1.95sYes! Yeah! Woo!
3.14sAll right! I'm the man! Yeah!
1sHold onto this, Stewie.
3.17sIt'll be a souvenir of your first major-league game with your dad.
2.8sMy God. I-I shall cherish this forever.
3.04sI say, Opie, I'll trade you this baseball for your souvenir bat.
1.38sSure!
1.47sWhat did you learn?
1sThis is great.
3.07sWe haven't done anything together like this since we saw Mike Tyson get bEAT.
1.07sAll Right, Mike,
3.05sThe word, again, is "onomatopoeia."
0.93sUh,
1.2sc--
1.57sI'm sorry. That's incorrect.