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3.27sAfter all these years, the company finally thinks I'm worth somethin'.
2.44sAw, just Wait till you see all the perks we're gonna get.
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1.62sUm, Hi.
1.47sCan I help you?
2.27sYeah, Some company hired me to stand next to you all day,
1.5sso you'd look better by comparison.
1.47sThat's ridiculous. I don't need--
1.47sHey, Meg, did you get less ugly?
0.8sYeah!
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1.33sSurprise!
2.07sUh, Everything looks the same.
7.34sOh, It looks the same, but actually, El Dorado Cigarettes has coated the entire inside of the house with a microfilm of Teflon, so it's easy to clean.
1.23soh.
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1.17sHa.
1.5smaybe I shouldn't A had them do the floors.
1.27sI'm "Nudes on Ice"!
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2.07sOh, This is so exciting.
2.24sYour father's first day as president.
1.98sGood morning, First Family.
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1.82sOoh, Lois, what's in this coffee?
1.17sIsn't it wonderful?
3.37sThe company sent Martha Stewart to help me with the housework.
2.47sI take back all the bad things I said about them.
2.27sThe coffee is delicious, Martha.