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3.04sSomething about Stewie and Cheerios.
1.47sHa. It's gone.
2.84sWell, come on, get up. It's opening day for the Sox.
2.2sHey, Chris, Meg, we're going to Fenway!
3.17sPeter, You can't just pull the kids out of school for a baseball game.
3.35sThere's nothing these Kids learn in school they can't learn on the street.
2.18sIt's 3:00. Where the hell is Louie?
1.13sWell, You tell me.
5.37sLouie left his house at 2:15 and has to travel a distance of 6.2 miles at a rate of 5 miles per hour.
2.1sWhat time will Louie arrive?
1.6sDepends if he stops to see his ho.
2.17sThat's what we call a variable!
1.57sLook what I made for the game.
1.83sWhat's that mean, anyway?
2.8s"And the Lord said, 'Go, Sox.'"
1.55sDad, don't you have to work today?
2.97sIt's nothing a little phone call can't take care of.
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0.97sHello?
2.03sMr. Weed? I can't come to work today.
2.2sI was in a terrible plane crash.
3.2sMy entire family was killed, and I am a vegetable.
1.38sI'll see you tomorrow.
0.97sHuh? Huh?
1.13sOh, please! Peter,
2.03syour excuses are lamer than F.D.R.'s legs.