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1.73sBaby needs to suck ash!
3.04sNot "ass," you pervert. Save it for the interns.
1.4sIs that a baby?
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1.8sOh, my God! That's Stewie!
1.3sLois was right!
2.3sChildren under 4 shouldn't smoke!
3.54sLook, I don't care about this stupid job anymore. Cigarettes are bad!
2.75sMr. Griffin is right! Smoking is a horrible vice!
3.14sIt shortens life expectancy and pollutes our air.
2.65sAnd according to recent polls, air is good.
3.39sCigarettes killed my father and raped my mother!
0.72sOh!
3sGentlemen, I propose We send a message to tobacco companies everywhere,
4.32sby fining the El Dorado Cigarette Company infinity billion dollars!
1.59sThat's the spirit, Frank!
2.54sBut I think a real number might be more effective.
4.29sAll in favor of fining this evil tobacco giant $100 million, say "AyE"!
0.97sAye!
1.83sBut that'll bankrupt us!
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3.79sOh, You mean the way you've morally bankrupted America?
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1.35sThanks for that zinger, boys.
1.84sNow, Give me a snappy line to go out on.