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1.53sIf I had a hole in my throat,
1.87sI'd put pennies in it!
2.04sListen, your father's doing great work,
1.6sand life's never been better.
3.2sYes, I, too, applaud the oaf for finally showing some initiative.
2.17sGod knows he was years overdue.
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1.9sMm. Oh, You know who I saw at the market today?
1.9sPatty Croft.
2.74sOh, And she has gotten fat!
2.12sOh, my God! Stewie, no!
1.77sOh, God. What have I done?
1.5sI knew smoking was bad,
1.8sbut--but I still sold my soul.
2.3sAnd for what? Martha Stewart?
3sCome on, kids. We gotta put a stop to this. Now!
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1.3sFinally.
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7.87sThey call me Bill yes, they call me Bill And I'm standing here on Capitol... Ohh!
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2.27sBob Dole's a friend of the tobacco industry.