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0.97sHello?
2.03sMr. Weed? I can't come to work today.
2.2sI was in a terrible plane crash.
3.2sMy entire family was killed, and I am a vegetable.
1.38sI'll see you tomorrow.
0.97sHuh? Huh?
1.13sOh, please! Peter,
2.03syour excuses are lamer than F.D.R.'s legs.
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1.2sToo soon?
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1.3sHere it comes, Jeremy!
1.47sI got it! I got it!
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1.95sYes! Yeah! Woo!
3.14sAll right! I'm the man! Yeah!
1sHold onto this, Stewie.
3.17sIt'll be a souvenir of your first major-league game with your dad.
2.8sMy God. I-I shall cherish this forever.
3.04sI say, Opie, I'll trade you this baseball for your souvenir bat.