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2.48sWhy have you forsaken mE?
1.5sUh, mis--mis-- Mr. Weed?
4.12sUm, I heard you ran into my identical twin brother at the ball game yesterday.
3.02sAnd If you don't buy that, I'm sorry I was at the ball game yesterday.
2.25sPeter, I just received terrible news.
3.39sThis company has been taken over by a conglomerate.
2.24sAfter 23 years of faithful service,
1.47sI've been terminated!
3.19sWow. The business world sure is funny.
5.37sHey Dilbert, what do you call it when a guy in middle management moves all the way to upper management?
1.53sI don't know. What do you call it?
1.23sA promotion.
2.47sOh, Thanks. Here's a memo.
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2.1sWell, Sometimes the business world's funny.
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3sAnd So, on behalf of the El Dorado Cigarette Company,
3.02sI'd like to welcome you to our family.