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3.57sLook, kids. Here's your father in People magazine with Jim Carrey.
2.3sAnd they're both "Smokin'!"
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1.03sI loved that in Mask.
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1.67s"Smokin'!"
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1.2s"Smokin'!"
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1.4s"Smokin'!"
2.8sDamn it! Do I have to listen to this drivel 24 hours a day?
3.7sBut hey, I guess anything's better than looking at your smelly face!
1.6sMom!
2.33snow, Honey, your face smells fine. You know he doesn't mean it.
1.4sIt's just the lack of nicotine.
3.7sHey, Mom, the school janitor said that Dad's working for the bad guys.
1.93sAnd He said it through a hole in his throat.
1.85sWell, That doesn't make him right.
1.53sIf I had a hole in my throat,
1.87sI'd put pennies in it!
2.04sListen, your father's doing great work,
1.6sand life's never been better.
3.2sYes, I, too, applaud the oaf for finally showing some initiative.
2.17sGod knows he was years overdue.
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1.9sMm. Oh, You know who I saw at the market today?
1.9sPatty Croft.
2.74sOh, And she has gotten fat!