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2.27sOr is he? Let's read on.
1.77sOk, I'll be there.
3.39sPeter and Lois were supposed to chaperone Chris' school dance tomorrow night.
1.35sSo, I guess it's up to me.
1.3sYou mean it's up to us.
1.88sClearly you need my help with this parenting thing.
1.52sYou're too stupid to do it alone.
1.8sBesides, I know how to deal with children,
1.58sunlike Mr. Geppetto.
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3.04sOh, no. I dropped my glasses.
1.5sUh, By the way, uh, Pinocchio,
1.97suh, there was a cookie missing from the jar.
2.07sDid you, uh, Did you take it by any chance?
2.67sYes, Papa Geppetto. I'm sorry.
1.43sAre you sure you took it?
2.6sBecause, uh, I'd believe you if you said you didn't.
2.8sNo, I took it, Papa. I wouldn't lie to you.
2.97sYou could try. Who knows? You might get away with it.
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2.02s$900 to fix the car.
2.13sThat was all the money we had for this trip.
3.5sLook, Peter, this second honeymoon was a nice thought but maybe we should just go home.
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4.19sComing up, handsome mustachioed man recaps news in pleasing baritone.