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2.3sAnd then our second honeymoon's back on track, huh?
1.38sPeter, there's a hooker on the bed.
2.2sHi. Stand perfectly still, Lois.
2.93sTheir vision is based on movement.
1.28sWhere did you go?
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2.59s(Announcer) And now back to Two and a Half Men.
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2.03sKill me!
2.33sTurn it, Chris. I want to watch George Lopez.
3.54sThat show only furthers the stereotype that George Lopez is funny.
2.07sGive me that! Let go. Chris, Give me the remote.
2.17s- Chris, stop! - Stop doing that!
1.17sMy hat!
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1.82sWear it now.
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2.37sHey, uh, uh, You two better settle down.
1.24sChris, give Meg her hat.
1.38sI don't have to listen to you.
1.13sYou're a dog!
1.67sYou don't have a soul!
1.3sOw.
1.98sDon't take that. Raise your voice to them.
1.64sHey! Knock it off!
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2.77sLook, you kids are obviously in need of some type of activity.
1.27sSo, uh, uh, I don't know.
1.77sWhat do you say we read a book or something?
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