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5.6sWell, that's everything. Now, remember, kids Brian is in charge while your father and I are out at Cape Cod.
1.33sI'll take good care of them, Lois.
1.07sYou guys have a good time.
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1.4s(Lois) Be good.
2.75sBye, Mom, I love you!
4.4syou know Brian, if I choose to make stool in my pants right now you're the only one here to change me.
1.47sWhat do you think of that? Mmm-hmm?
1.34s- I'm not gonna change you.
- What?
1.62sI said, I'm not going to change you.
1.07sYou can't be serious.
1.64sOh, What if-- What if I make a fudgie?
2.54sWell, I just won't, I just won't, that's all. I just won't.
1.07sBlast, I just did!
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0.82sChris, cut it out!
3.52sBrian, Chris just picked his nose and he keeps touching me with his finger!
3.89s(Chris) What good is mining nose gold if I can't share it with the townspeople?
3.35sI swear to God, these kids are gonna make me put a bullet through my head.