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1.8sDear God, this is where we're sleeping?
2.82sOh, Come on, Lois. They said they'd have the car fixed by tomorrow.
2.3sAnd then our second honeymoon's back on track, huh?
1.38sPeter, there's a hooker on the bed.
2.2sHi. Stand perfectly still, Lois.
2.93sTheir vision is based on movement.
1.28sWhere did you go?
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2.59s(Announcer) And now back to Two and a Half Men.
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2.03sKill me!
2.33sTurn it, Chris. I want to watch George Lopez.
3.54sThat show only furthers the stereotype that George Lopez is funny.
2.07sGive me that! Let go. Chris, Give me the remote.
2.17s- Chris, stop!
- Stop doing that!
1.17sMy hat!
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1.82sWear it now.
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