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2.27sThey made sure we all had a right to religious freedom,
1.77sand it's my job to protect that.
2.87sSo there's nothing we can do?
2.64sYou could contribute to the Policeman's Ball.
2.9sWhat? What does that have to do with a sick child?
2.37sLook, it's a nice night out, you're eating at a fancy buffet,
2.3sthe captain does his Al Pacino...
2.52sJoe, we're really more of a Fireman's Ball family.
3.5sOh, yeah? Are the firemen gonna come and put out the rape?
2.24s(SIGHS) Peter, we can't let this happen.
3.35sI mean, we're parents. What if this was one of our kids?
1.54sIt's too bad we're not the A-Team.
1.97s'Cause then we could just go in there and steal that kid.
1.73sI don't know about that, Peter.
1.48sKidnapping is against the law.
2.07sIt's too bad we're not Taken from Taken.
3.87sThen I could dip my head in brown paint and galumph around Europe looking for my hot daughter.
2sAlthough is it any worse than what they're doing?