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2.07sIt's too bad we're not Taken from Taken.
3.87sThen I could dip my head in brown paint and galumph around Europe looking for my hot daughter.
2sAlthough is it any worse than what they're doing?
1.53sThey're letting a kid die.
1.5sIt's too bad we're not Dragonheart.
2.77sThen we could just fly around on a dragon and forget about all this.
2.62sYou know what? That's exactly what we should do.
2sWhat? What the hell are you talking about?
3.97sI'm talking about us going in there and taking that kid and getting him some help.
3.14sI mean, I know it's wrong, but it's better than just letting him die.
2.97sHey, that's not a bad idea. It's like we're doing a public service.
2.19sLike those idiots who get together to paint a school.
4.37sThis underachieving, crime-ridden school is now fawn beige,
2.97sthanks to guilty white people with no weekend plans!
2.14sALL: Yay!
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2.27sPeter, what the hell? Where's your ski mask?
1.6sIt's kind of hard to breathe in those things,
1.54sso I just dressed up like Harry Potter.
1.78s(SIGHS) All right, let's go.
3.3sLois, if anything should happen to us, I want you to know,
2.08sI haven't been happy for a long time.
2.84sYes, Peter, you've told me that, like, 10 times.