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2.19sall manner of miracles are possible.
3.99sLook, I'm a churchgoer, too, but sometimes prayer isn't enough.
2.1sHe needs professional medical care.
3.54sYou know, Lois, this couch would be perfect for one of your red wine pass-outs.
2.1sLook, we appreciate your concern, Lois,
3.54sbut Scotty is our son, and we have to tend to him as we see fit.
2.64sBut your son is sick! He needs help!
3.94sUm, does your god also not believe in putting out snacks for the guests?
2.22sCome on, Lois. I think we're wasting our time here.
2.1sThey're obviously very committed to their beliefs.
2.02sBut their beliefs are crazy, Brian.
1.17sI don't know who's crazier,
2.4sthese people, or those Seventh-day Adventists.
1.07sI'm a Methodist.
1.87sWe believe that the Lord is our Savior,
3.64sand we remember Him by going to church and praising Him every Sunday.
1.47sI'm a Seventh-day Adventist.
1.5sWe believe all the same things that you believe,
1.84sbut we go to church on Saturdays.
1.57sWhat?
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