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3.37sI'll just start you off with this basket of pizza crusts and apple cores.
2sOh, and we do have one special today.
3.37sIt's an avocado pit with a little bit of avocado still on it,
2.3sand that comes on a ripped pair of boxer shorts.
6.71sNow, I'm trying to decide between the tossed spaghetti on a newspaper and the half yogurt with the balled-up tissue in it.
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2.7sHi, there. Do you have any books on how to get rid of ghosts?
3.44sHave you tried telling them you're ready for a commitment?
1.2s(LAUGHING)
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2.1sOh, like a relationship.
0.97sExactly.
2.1sThat'll send them running, huh?
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1.7sI like her.
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2.24sHere you go. Maybe this'll help.
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1.3sAll right, here it is.
5.64s"To vanquish poltergeists, one must restore all disturbed remains "to their original resting places."