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1.87sWell, I'll take you to our Oneupsmanship aisle.
1.84sMan, this place has everything.
2.54sI bet you can even get one of those gay mailboxes.
2.54sHello, hello! Right here. Yeah, just right here.
1.37sJust go ahead and put that right in here.
1.57sYeah. Gulp.
1.17s(LAUGHS) Just kidding.
1.13sUh, pardon me.
4.04sI just bought a rottweiler and I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is.
1.23sWell, we have exactly what...
2.7sAh, yes, here it is, "One way."
2.94sSo people will know if they step into my yard,
1.9sthere's only one way out.
3.37sIn a body bag from dog injuries.
1.53sGood day, ma'am.
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2.27sThis'll teach Joe to steal my movie night.
2.17sI'm gonna have my own multiplex theater.
2.7sI haven't been this excited since I learned how to speak Braille.
2.9sHey, bump, bump, no bump, bump,
1.97sthree vertical bumps, four bumps and a square.
3.37s(LAUGHING) Yeah, I've heard they all look alike.
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1.8sHey, look what I found.
2.43sWow, authentic Native American remains.
1.6sPeter, I'd put that back if I were you.