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2.17sReally? Yup, Jesus is Chinese.
3.24sIn fact, his last name is Hong. Jesus Hong.
2.94sSays he has no idea where people are getting Christ.
2.6sQuagmire, you got to help us. We pissed off a bunch of ghosts,
2.4sand now our house is gone and we got no place to stay.
1.63sUh, Peter, this is not the best time.
1.6sWOMAN: Glenn, are you coming?
1.4sYeah, honey, I'll be right there.
1.93s(MIMICKING BABY CRYING) I'll be right there.
1.27sPeter, I'm really slammed right now.
1.37sCan you give me the short version?
3sUh, what's, uh... What's going on in there?
0.9sNothing.
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3.77s(DONKEY BRAYING) So, uh, as you can see, my family's here.
2.34sAnd, uh it's--it's game night.
1.37sWe're playing...
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1.1sSex.
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1.97sA soup kitchen, Dad?
1.9sIsn't there any other place we can go?
1.07sWe're homeless, Meg.
1.57sThis is where homeless people go.
2.03sWell, it'll just be good to get some food in us.
2.37sHi, welcome to the soup kitchen.
3.37sI'll just start you off with this basket of pizza crusts and apple cores.
2sOh, and we do have one special today.
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