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2.33sThat's, uh, pretty much just me you're grabbing.
2.84sThat's how my old scoutmaster shakes hands.
4.1sBoy, this is more awkward than that threesome when the girl didn't show up.
2.9sSo, uh, you definitely left her a voicemail?
1.23sYeah. Two.
1.67s- Home and cell. - Oh, good, you got the cell, too.
2.03sOkay, I was-- I was gonna say.
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1.73s(MOANING)
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1.5sEw! That is vile.
2.53sI know. I hate myself, but it's so good.
3.54s(MOANING) Can I help you folks find something?
1.27sNo, we're just browsing.
1.5sGod, I hate it when they pester you like that.
2.24sPeter! Yes, we need help.
3sWe're looking for a skull that my husband threw away.
2.47sA skull, huh? Then you want the human remains bin.
2.54sBut I should warn you folks, we're pretty cleaned out right now,
3s'cause Carrot Top comes by every morning to rummage for new props.
3.37sWell, then we'll just have to pay this Carrot Top a visit.
1.27sHe's funny.
4.27sExcept for that one show he did in Ohio after the airline lost his luggage.
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