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0.67sI'm gonna kill him.
0.77sNo, I'm killing him first.
1.95sKent Brockman here for a follow-up...
3.34swith Springfield's favorite hard-luck family, the Simpsons.
3.37sFolks, any words for the Christmas thief, if he's watching?
2.67sEh, yes, Kent.
2sUh, hello, jerk.
4.1sWe may never find you and we should probably all stop looking.
3.95sBut one thing's for sure, you do exist.
3.95sStrong words. Strong, bewildering words.
4.74sAlso, we want to thank the whole town for their generosity.
2.8sHey, look. It's little Bart's fire truck.
4.07sLittle Lisa's sweater. Little Homer's sausage.
2.29sWhat in the name of holy hell is going on here?
2.84sOh, it's true. We weren't robbed.
3.64sThat part we made up, but the rest is true.
3sWait. He's just covering for me.