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4.54s- Something stupid. - You only live once. - Speak for yourself.
3.52sMarge, kids, let's go buy some happiness.
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2.63sGod bless you, Bart Simpson.
3.57sI'd kiss you, but Doctor says I'm sick.
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2.7sIs this car $15,000?
3.2sYeah, it is now. And because of your loss, folks,
5.34sI'll throw in the undercoating for... 200-- No, 490 bucks.
2.57sWhat a deal. I'd be a sucker not to get it.
2.14sI don't know about this, Dad.
2.74sShouldn't we give the money to charity or some-- Ow!
2.22sOh, I'm sorry. I jabbed you with my pen.
2.4sOw! You're still doing it. Yeah, I know.
13.75sHere comeS Santa Claus here comes santa Claus right down Santa Claus lane oh, what fun it is to ride in A one-horse open sleigh Oh, will this Christmas never end?
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