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4.34sDateline, Kent Brockman. i'm here at the scene of the Christmas burglary,
1.77swhere a creature was stirring last night...
3.67sand what he was stirring was up trouble.
2.07sIs your husband or lover here, ma'am?
3.37sNo, my husband is... at church.
3.72sAw, that's my girl. I love you, Marjorie.
2.9s- Yeah, she's quite a gal.
- You shut up.
4.55sSo when you realized Christmas was ruined, how did you feel?
1.94sHow do you think I felt?
2.18sAbsolutely devastated.
2.33s"Absolutely devastated."
2.33sThe words of a heartbroken mother.
2.75sFor there will be no fire truck for little Bart,
2.13sno sweater for little Lisa,
2.5sno Cajun sausage for little Homer.
0.43s
3.3sSo while you're home today...