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2.07sGod hates us.
2.74sHey, since when is Christmas just about the presents?
4.49sAren't we forgetting the true meaning of this day? The birth of Santa.
1.9sBart's absolutely right.
3.42sThis is the one day that shouldn't be about material things.
3.04sHey, why don't we walk over to Grampa's and cheer up the old folks?
3.77s- That will make us feel better.
- Oh, okay.
3.19sBut they'll have to be pretty damn miserable to make me happy.
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2.87sLooks like the Flanders are having a nice Christmas.
1.93sOh, yeah? We'll show 'em.
2.97sCome on, kids. Pretend we got new cross-country skis.
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2.64sMerry Christmas, Simpsons!
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