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0.93sHow could somebody--
3.57sI know!
5.84sCan... we... skip... church?
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3.75sNow, uh, what did this Christmas thief look like?
3.77sWell, he had a glass eye, a wooden leg,
4.2sa big scar on his cheek. Anything unusual?
3.49sHooks for hands, uh-- Oh, he was wearing a striped convict's shirt.
2.57sHe was carrying a big sack with a dollar sign on it.
1.97sClassic burglar.
2.74sAw, cheer up. We'll catch this guy.
5.07sUh, chief-- What? You can't rule it out.
2.8sWell, there's no easy way to say it, kid.
2.07sGod hates us.
2.74sHey, since when is Christmas just about the presents?
4.49sAren't we forgetting the true meaning of this day? The birth of Santa.
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