3.75sNow, uh, what did this Christmas thief look like?
3.77sWell, he had a glass eye, a wooden leg,
4.2sa big scar on his cheek. Anything unusual?
3.49sHooks for hands, uh-- Oh, he was wearing a striped convict's shirt.
2.57sHe was carrying a big sack with a dollar sign on it.
1.97sClassic burglar.