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1.83sI had an affair once.
2.13s(GASPS) You had an affair?
2.15sMmm-hmm. It wasn't anything sordid.
2.14sJust some guys I met on the Internet.
4.14sThe point is, it's healthy to explore your sexuality.
1.63sOh, I don't know.
3.6sIt just feels like I'm lying to Peter. Like Jesus lied to the meek.
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3.64sAll right! Jesus and the jocks win again!
2.85sHey! You said we were gonna inherit the Earth.
1.97sYeah, when we're done with it!
2.18s(GRUNTS) (BOTH EXCLAIM)
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2.57s- Hello, there. - Hello.
3.14sUm, I'm new in town and I'm awfully lonely.
2.17sI'm wondering if you wouldn't mind buying me a drink.
1.67sWell, that'd be my pleasure.
2.64sAnd maybe later I can show you some of the local points of interest.
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