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3.54sBecause I'm old and fat and unattractive and worthless.
3.8sAnd ever since my birthday last month, I've been really feeling it.
2.27sI guess I thought that if I could bring you down,
4.04syou wouldn't start to notice that you're too good for me and run off looking for another fella.
2.5sPeter, that's ridiculous.
1.27sI love you.
1.4sWhy?
1.7sMaybe I like fat guys.
1.3sYou do?
2.15sMaybe I like having sex with fat guys.
1.37sYeah?
2.9sMaybe I want to have sex with a fat guy right now.
3.44sWell, maybe I want to have sex with an ugly, old broad!
1.53sPeter! Gotcha!
0.97s(LAUGHING)
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1.07s(BOTH MOANING)
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1.63sI'm going insane, Brian.
1.94sI don't know how much longer I can keep this up.
2.34sI've got to tell Julie my true feelings.
1.13sSo tell her.