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2.23sQuagmire, get over here. You gotta see this.
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2.03sHe seems to be completely normal.
5.99s(ALL EXCLAIMING) I can honestly say for the first time that I am attracted to our daughter.
2.13sThis must be what other fathers feel like.
2.74sThis was worth the 500-mile drive.
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2.44sWell, it was very nice meeting you, Anthony.
2.37sYou, too, Mrs. Griffin. Thanks for having me over for dinner.
3.34sCome on, Peter. I think Anthony wants some time alone with Meg.
3.3sWho doesn't want some time alone with Meg these days?
1.57sRight, Meg?
3.92sHas anybody ever told you you're pretty enough to be a movie star, Mrs. Griffin?
2.5sOh, my goodness. Well, I don't know about that.
4.14sPenelope Ann Miller, Nancy Travis, now those are movie stars.
2.89sLook, Anthony, trust me, she ain't what she used to be, all right?
1.47sOnce you get those pants off,
2.47sit's like two sagging pressed hams and a slice of pizza.
2.3sThank you, Peter, that makes me feel terrific.
1.67sAnyway, good night, kids.
2.3sGood night, Mom. Good night, Dad.