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1.17sOh. Didn't know that.
1.33sOoh! Ooh! This next one's my favorite.
2.17sIt's about the Pan Am flight from Lockerbie.
8.61sIt's raining luggage and babies and limbs and Daddy doesn't come home Yay! It's fun to be a child.
1.64sHey, did you read this?
1.77sThey're going to be making an American version of Jolly Farm,
1.07sright here in Quahog.
2.27sOh, my God! I didn't see that. Give me!
3.64sGood Lord, you're right! An American Jolly Farm!
3.17sOh, there's no picture. I like the stories that have pictures.
2.87sOoh! Like this one, "Seven Dead in Mumbai."
1.1sI like their hats.
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0.52sLois, you have a gray hair.
1.37sWhat?
1.37sInch-and-a-half left of your part.
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1.47sOh, my God, you're right!
1.73sYou know, I don't mind so much that you're aging,
2.27sit's just the way you're shoving it down my throat.
1.03sScrew you, Peter.
1.3sNot today!
1.63s(LAUGHING) Aw, wow!
3.55sMom, Dad, is it okay if I invite my new boyfriend over for dinner tonight?
1.1sYour what?
1.77sYes, I share your mother's skepticism.