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1.47sOnce you get those pants off,
2.47sit's like two sagging pressed hams and a slice of pizza.
2.3sThank you, Peter, that makes me feel terrific.
1.67sAnyway, good night, kids.
2.3sGood night, Mom. Good night, Dad.
1.9sUh-uh-uh-uh. On the lips.
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1.1sYes!
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1.32sDo you think your parents liked me?
1.7sYeah. Can we make out now?
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0.97sOh, I forgot my...
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1.07s(LAUGHS)
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2.38sOh, my God, that's kind of hot.
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6.04s(PENCIL SCRIBBLING) Mmm. I bet you taste like Mountain Dew and Starburst.
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2.44sBoy, everybody turned out for this thing, huh?
1.87sSorry, all the boys can go home.
2.2sWe only have one part left for a little girl.
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