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1.07sright here in Quahog.
2.27sOh, my God! I didn't see that. Give me!
3.64sGood Lord, you're right! An American Jolly Farm!
3.17sOh, there's no picture. I like the stories that have pictures.
2.87sOoh! Like this one, "Seven Dead in Mumbai."
1.1sI like their hats.
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0.52sLois, you have a gray hair.
1.37sWhat?
1.37sInch-and-a-half left of your part.
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1.47sOh, my God, you're right!
1.73sYou know, I don't mind so much that you're aging,
2.27sit's just the way you're shoving it down my throat.
1.03sScrew you, Peter.
1.3sNot today!
1.63s(LAUGHING) Aw, wow!
3.55sMom, Dad, is it okay if I invite my new boyfriend over for dinner tonight?
1.1sYour what?
1.77sYes, I share your mother's skepticism.
4.5sMeg, I think everyone in this household has grown weary of your tall tales.
3.27sNo, really, I have a boyfriend. His name is Anthony.
1.52sWell, Meg, if you're telling us the truth,
3.2sI just hope to God he's an improvement over the last one.