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2.27sOh, my God! I didn't see that. Give me!
3.64sGood Lord, you're right! An American Jolly Farm!
3.17sOh, there's no picture. I like the stories that have pictures.
2.87sOoh! Like this one, "Seven Dead in Mumbai."
1.1sI like their hats.
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0.52sLois, you have a gray hair.
1.37sWhat?
1.37sInch-and-a-half left of your part.
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1.47sOh, my God, you're right!
1.73sYou know, I don't mind so much that you're aging,
2.27sit's just the way you're shoving it down my throat.
1.03sScrew you, Peter.
1.3sNot today!
1.63s(LAUGHING) Aw, wow!
3.55sMom, Dad, is it okay if I invite my new boyfriend over for dinner tonight?
1.1sYour what?
1.77sYes, I share your mother's skepticism.
4.5sMeg, I think everyone in this household has grown weary of your tall tales.
3.27sNo, really, I have a boyfriend. His name is Anthony.
1.52sWell, Meg, if you're telling us the truth,
3.2sI just hope to God he's an improvement over the last one.
1.8sThanks, Mrs. Griffin, that was delicious.
2.8sYou're welcome, Justin. It was a pleasure to meet you.
1.03sCome on, I'll take you home.
1.07sOkay, babe.
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