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4.72sYou want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
3.52s'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo...
3.97sthat was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!
3.57sForget it, Marge. It's Chinatown!
4.22sHomer, don't ever them personal stuff about me again! Yes, ma'am.
5.19sNow, what is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary describes a wedding as...
3.35s"the process of removing weeds from one's garden."
3.89sTell us more about you and Marge.
4.24sThis is a place of learning, not a house of... hearing about things.
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2.12sGuess he's run out of stories.
0.65sWhat a rip-off.
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