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3.97sOh, yes, yes. To the untrained eye, I'm eating an orange,
3.94sbut to the eye that has brains, I'm making a point about marriage.
4.3sFor you see, marriage is a lot like an orange.
2.43sFirst you have the skin,
2.55sthen the sweet, sweet innards.
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2.1sI don't understand.
4.54sIf I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I would have taken the orange-eating class.
3.69sThe eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.
2.52sjust eat the damn oranges!
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2.25sThis is terrible. We're leaving.
3.95sAch, let's get out of here. This is a terrible excuse for education.
3sOh, I told Marge this wouldn't work the other night in bed.
0.45sIn bed? Well.
0.67sHuh? Huh?
0.7sWhat?
3.52sSo somethin' wasn't workin' in bed, huh? Heh, heh, heh.
2.32sNo, that's not what I meant.
2.34sMarge and I always talk things over in bed.
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