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0.53sBuh.
1.53sSnuh.
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3.44sWe don't think you're slow,
4.84sbut on the other hand, it's not like you go to museums or read books or anything.
5.17sYou think I don't want to? It's those TV networks, Marge. They won't let me--
4.75sone quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last.
4.7sIf they only stumbled once, just gave us 30 minutes to ourselves.
5.84sBut they won't! They won't let me live!
1.98sOh, who am I kidding?
2.87s- I am slow.
- Oh, Homie.
4.27sIf you feel so bad about yourself, there's always things you can do to feel better.
2.7s- Take another bath in malt liquor?
- There's that.
2.84sOr you could take an adult education course.
4.67sOh, and how is "education" supposed to make me feel smarter?
4.6sBesides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.