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3.07sI'm an idiot. What am I gonna tell my wife and kids?
0.65sOh, you're married?
3.5sThat depends. Is there another way to get this job?
4.34sNo. Mr. Simpson, what I mean is we may have a job for you after all.
2.8sWe need someone to teach a course on how to build a successful marriage.
2.84sI'll do it! Anything to get me out of that house,
3.34saway from all that nagging and noise,
3.87suh, of a family of love. Sha-la-la-la
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2.65sLook, everyone.
4sNow that I'm a teacher, I've sewed patches on my elbows. Homer,
5.46sthat's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed blazer, not the other way around.
2.67sYou've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
4.67sAh, incorrect, Marge-- two perfectly good jackets.