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4.54sIf I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I would have taken the orange-eating class.
3.69sThe eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.
2.52sjust eat the damn oranges!
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2.25sThis is terrible. We're leaving.
3.95sAch, let's get out of here. This is a terrible excuse for education.
3sOh, I told Marge this wouldn't work the other night in bed.
0.45sIn bed? Well.
0.67sHuh? Huh?
0.7sWhat?
3.52sSo somethin' wasn't workin' in bed, huh? Heh, heh, heh.
2.32sNo, that's not what I meant.
2.34sMarge and I always talk things over in bed.
2.67sLike the other night, we were fighting about money.
0.62sOoh, a fight.
3.07sTrouble in paradise, huh? Heh, heh, heh.
2.5sI was telling Marge that we could save some money...
2.6sif she only dyed her hair once a month.
0.48sMarge dyes her hair?
1.72sOh, yeah.
2.8sShe's been as gray as a mule since she was 17.
4.07sOoh. Come on. Tell us more. Tell us about it.
3.5sI went on for hours, and they were hanging on my every word.
2.4sI really think I was born to teach.
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