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3.7sOh, my standards are just too high, you know?
3.89sI feel like nobody's good enough for me.
3.92sWhoa. You think you got 'em all, but you forget about the eggs.
5.14sMy problem is I'm a real user of women. I move in right away and stay until the money's gone.
3.27sWell, I'm a smart woman, but I make bad choices.
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3.34sOkay. Here's a set of house keys and my A.T.M. card.
4.75sUm, I was married once, but, uh, I just didn't know how to keep it together.
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2.79sCome on, Waylon.
3.57s- Make love to me the way you used to.
- No.
2.77sIt's that horrible Mr. Burns, isn't it?
2.84sYou leave Mr. Burns out of this!
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2.27sSmithers!
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2.5sSmi-thers!
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2.85sMmm. Ooh, Mr. Simpson, are you listening?