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0.65sToday at the Kwik-E-Mart everybody knew I dyed my hair.
3.6sOh. You mean about you.
3.94sAll right, maybe I said some things, some personal things.
1.82sBut you should've seen 'em, Marge.
3.07sThey really wanted to hear what I had to say. Mmm. I'm happy about that.
4.14sBut I think you can be a good teacher and still respect our privacy.
4.07sLook, Marge. You don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there putting his ass on the line.
5.37sAnd I'm not out of order. You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order.
4.72sYou want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
3.52s'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo...
3.97sthat was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!
3.57sForget it, Marge. It's Chinatown!
4.22sHomer, don't ever them personal stuff about me again! Yes, ma'am.
5.19sNow, what is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary describes a wedding as...
3.35s"the process of removing weeds from one's garden."