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1.28sAll right, you guys,
2.03sthese domestic dispute situations can get pretty dicey,
3.34sso I need you to stay in the car, okay? No joking around.
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1.5sAll right, sir, sir, ma'am.
2.94sI just need you to tell me clearly and calmly what happened.
1.4sOne at a time, please.
0.92sThe whore gets her stubby fingers...
1.03sHe puts cigars in his mouth...
1.03s...in my wallet! Larceny!
1.07s...and he becomes a different person!
1.82sPETER: No freakin' way.
1.8sGuys, I told you to wait in the car.
2.74sDomestic abuse is a very delicate matter.
2.95sJoe, this isn't domestic abuse, this is hilarious.
3.17sAnd another thing... I'm tired of massaging your foot knuckles!
2.87sYou call that a massage, with your baby carrot fingers?
1.08sGo to hell!
1.47sCome here! Get over here!
1.77sStay away from me! You keep him away from me!
1.3sWhy, you little...
1.63s(BOTH YELLING)
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1.07sGet over here!
1.17sI'm gonna jump over you and I'm gonna...
1.47sCome back here!
2.44sAll right, that's enough, you two. This is serious. Stop it.
5.19s(YELLING CONTINUES) Quick, Quagmire, give me your iPod.
2.37s(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING) WOMAN: I swear to God!