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1.33sthe boys won't know who we are,
1.7sand we'll have a better chance of hooking up.
1.03sGood idea!
1.2sWe are so gonna hook up!
0.98sI think we look hot.
1sTotally hot.
1.45sUgly bitches!
1.3s(QUAGMIRE MOOING)
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1.43sJOE: So, what's the story, Quagmire?
3.07sDo you observe any particular Japanese customs?
2.2sQUAGMIRE: Oh, yeah, I'm very in touch with my Asian roots.
2.2sYou notice I take my shoes off whenever I enter my house.
1.27sPETER: Oh, yeah.
3.14sI do five hours of math homework every night even though I'm no longer in school.
3.24s(JOE EXCLAIMS) Sometimes I drink out of a wooden box.
1.37sAh, very Asian.
2.87sI was a very cute baby and now I'm a joyless adult.
1.58sThey are unhappy.
2.84sDISPATCH: All units, we've got a domestic disturbance at Fifth and Maple.
3.08sThis is Officer Swanson responding, I'm on my way.
1.28sAll right, you guys,
2.03sthese domestic dispute situations can get pretty dicey,
3.34sso I need you to stay in the car, okay? No joking around.
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1.5sAll right, sir, sir, ma'am.
2.94sI just need you to tell me clearly and calmly what happened.
1.4sOne at a time, please.