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1.97sUgh. I can't. I'm on duty tonight.
2.7sAnd Halloween's got to be the worst night of the year to be a cop.
6.89sAll you do is drive around, confiscate beer from teenagers and occasionally handcuff a drunk woman in a sexy costume.
2.07sOh, cool! Hey, I got a great idea.
2.97sHow about we ride around with you and steal beer from teenagers?
1.45sI don't know, you guys.
1.5sThis is my job,
1.43sand I can't have you fooling around, getting into trouble.
1.98sHey, when the hell do I get into trouble?
2.77sWell, didn't you get lost in the grocery store last week?
2.74s(CRYING LOUDLY)
2.17s
1.83s- Are you okay? - No!
3.47sI came in with my wife and now I can't find her!
3.59sI'm sure she's here somewhere. Come on, I'll help you find her.
1.83sOkay.
2.84sWill Lois Griffin please come to the courtesy booth?
1.67sWe have a little gift for you.
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