2sHey, kid, nice costume.
2.22sReally? Oh, my God, thank you so much.
1.25sMy mother bought it for me,
1.6sand I was worried it might be a tad banal,
2.47sbut if you big kids like it, then it must be pretty cool.
2.62sThat's a nice bag of candy you've got.
2.45sOh, thank you. You know, it's actually a pillowcase.
2.02sThey're sort of thrifty around my house, you know.
1.27sWell, now it's ours.
2.02sUh, well, no. But how about this?
5sYou can have the apple and the raisins and the cheese and crackers with the little red stick.
2.22sI don't... I don't know how that's candy, but...
1.25sThanks, duck boy.
2.24sHey, get back here! Hey, that's my candy!
2.47sDamn you, that's my candy!
2.59sHow could this day get any worse?