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3.17sWho wants to check my boobs for lumps, bitches?
4.12s(ALL LAUGHING) I'll be back late. Don't wait up.
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2.13sQuack, quack.
4.45sOh! My little ducky. You look so adorable.
1.38sOh, no, no. You see these holes?
2.94sI got bit by a vampire. I'm a vampire duck.
4.6sBut I'm a modern vampire duck who hangs around with Anna Paquin and drives around in a black Mercedes.
0.8sWhat is that?
1.03sIt's True Blood.
1.57sYeah, no one knows what that is.
1.9sRich gay people do.
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3sBrian, are you sure none of these are real monsters?
1.1sStewie, it's gonna be fine.
1.47sLook, here's our first house.
1.4sThere you go.
3.75sA Cornish game hen for you, a Cornish game hen for you.